Pumpy Tudors, Carl Bistro, FAT
Cake, Stars, FTP, wherever they serve butts for lunch
Lifetime Playmania Winnings
1st BBC Ultimate SNG Challenge winner, 1 GSOP FT, 1 d MTT FT, 2 PLO MTT FT (although the memory of those finishes is rather faint)
I was born on the campus of West Virginia State University in 1976. Well, I was not technically “born.” Rather, I was spilled when an angry lacrosse player lanced the orange gelatinous shell that I was being bred within. I started playing poker immediately, and I traveled throughout the mid-Atlantic United States and sub-Saharan Africa in search of the biggest 5 card stud games in the world. When 5 card stud died out, my heart went along with it. I am now surviving on a diet of unsalted crackers and mechanically separated chicken. I do not have a functional pancreas.
I graduated from the University of New Orleans in 2002 with a bachelor of arts degree in mass communications.
salted obv (just a twang)