Real Name

Cyril Tircuit

Screen Names

Pumpy Tudors, Carl Bistro, FAT

Sites

Cake, Stars, FTP, wherever they serve butts for lunch

Age

ass doctor

Location

Greensburg, Pennsylvania

Skill Level

Casual

Lifetime Playmania Winnings

$1040

Accomplishments

1st BBC Ultimate SNG Challenge winner, 1 GSOP FT, 1 d MTT FT, 2 PLO MTT FT (although the memory of those finishes is rather faint)

Bio

I was born on the campus of West Virginia State University in 1976. Well, I was not technically “born.” Rather, I was spilled when an angry lacrosse player lanced the orange gelatinous shell that I was being bred within. I started playing poker immediately, and I traveled throughout the mid-Atlantic United States and sub-Saharan Africa in search of the biggest 5 card stud games in the world. When 5 card stud died out, my heart went along with it. I am now surviving on a diet of unsalted crackers and mechanically separated chicken. I do not have a functional pancreas.

I graduated from the University of New Orleans in 2002 with a bachelor of arts degree in mass communications.

Favorite Chicken

mechanically separated

Favorite Watermelon

salted obv (just a twang)